AMERICA★ THE WEBSITE ★

Spreading Democracy™
since 1776!
The Strait of Hormuz
belongs to FREEDOM!
We're the good guys.
(Trust us.)
Whose oil? OUR oil!
Manifest Destiny:
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AMERICA'S GREATEST HITS
Trail of Tears (1830) Mexican-American War — "but we needed the land" Overthrowing Hawaii (1893) USS Maine: "definitely the Spaniards" (1898) Philippine-American War — bringing freedom at gunpoint Banana Wars: a smoothie of regime changes Tulsa Race Massacre (1921) Japanese Internment (1942) Iran Coup, Operation Ajax (1953) Guatemala Coup (1954) Bay of Pigs (1961) Gulf of Tonkin: "trust me bro" (1964) MK-Ultra — the LSD diaries Tuskegee Syphilis Study (1932-1972) Chile Coup (1973) ft. Pinochet COINTELPRO — domestic edition Iran-Contra (1985) — "the cocaine paid for itself" Highway of Death (1991) Iraqi WMDs: still loading… Abu Ghraib (2004) Drone Tuesdays™ Strait of Hormuz Freedom Cruise — back by popular demand Bombing 7 countries simultaneously: "world police discount" ★ FREEDOM IS NOT FREE (it's $886B/yr) ★ Trail of Tears (1830) Mexican-American War — "but we needed the land" Overthrowing Hawaii (1893) USS Maine: "definitely the Spaniards" (1898) Philippine-American War — bringing freedom at gunpoint Banana Wars: a smoothie of regime changes Tulsa Race Massacre (1921) Japanese Internment (1942) Iran Coup, Operation Ajax (1953) Guatemala Coup (1954) Bay of Pigs (1961) Gulf of Tonkin: "trust me bro" (1964) MK-Ultra — the LSD diaries Tuskegee Syphilis Study (1932-1972) Chile Coup (1973) ft. Pinochet COINTELPRO — domestic edition Iran-Contra (1985) — "the cocaine paid for itself" Highway of Death (1991) Iraqi WMDs: still loading… Abu Ghraib (2004) Drone Tuesdays™ Strait of Hormuz Freedom Cruise — back by popular demand Bombing 7 countries simultaneously: "world police discount" ★ FREEDOM IS NOT FREE (it's $886B/yr) ★