AMERICA★ THE WEBSITE ★
Spreading Democracy™
since 1776!
The Strait of Hormuz
belongs to FREEDOM!
We're the good guys.
(Trust us.)
Whose oil? OUR oil!
Manifest Destiny:
still on sale!
AMERICA'S GREATEST HITS
Trail of Tears (1830)
Mexican-American War — "but we needed the land"
Overthrowing Hawaii (1893)
USS Maine: "definitely the Spaniards" (1898)
Philippine-American War — bringing freedom at gunpoint
Banana Wars: a smoothie of regime changes
Tulsa Race Massacre (1921)
Japanese Internment (1942)
Iran Coup, Operation Ajax (1953)
Guatemala Coup (1954)
Bay of Pigs (1961)
Gulf of Tonkin: "trust me bro" (1964)
MK-Ultra — the LSD diaries
Tuskegee Syphilis Study (1932-1972)
Chile Coup (1973) ft. Pinochet
COINTELPRO — domestic edition
Iran-Contra (1985) — "the cocaine paid for itself"
Highway of Death (1991)
Iraqi WMDs: still loading…
Abu Ghraib (2004)
Drone Tuesdays™
Strait of Hormuz Freedom Cruise — back by popular demand
Bombing 7 countries simultaneously: "world police discount"
★ FREEDOM IS NOT FREE (it's $886B/yr) ★
Trail of Tears (1830)
Mexican-American War — "but we needed the land"
Overthrowing Hawaii (1893)
USS Maine: "definitely the Spaniards" (1898)
Philippine-American War — bringing freedom at gunpoint
Banana Wars: a smoothie of regime changes
Tulsa Race Massacre (1921)
Japanese Internment (1942)
Iran Coup, Operation Ajax (1953)
Guatemala Coup (1954)
Bay of Pigs (1961)
Gulf of Tonkin: "trust me bro" (1964)
MK-Ultra — the LSD diaries
Tuskegee Syphilis Study (1932-1972)
Chile Coup (1973) ft. Pinochet
COINTELPRO — domestic edition
Iran-Contra (1985) — "the cocaine paid for itself"
Highway of Death (1991)
Iraqi WMDs: still loading…
Abu Ghraib (2004)
Drone Tuesdays™
Strait of Hormuz Freedom Cruise — back by popular demand
Bombing 7 countries simultaneously: "world police discount"
★ FREEDOM IS NOT FREE (it's $886B/yr) ★